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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

The Elves are Fake...

About a week ago, I told Josh the elves are fake. Again, he didn't believe me. This is what he said through giggles and disbelief: "No they aren't. Can you imagine? Can you imagine if they were fake and you were the one that moved them at night? That would be horrible!" He's 9 years old. Sweet as can be. Innocence as no other. And madly obsessed with his beloved elves. He wishes they could be his brother and sister.

Groot, the Elf Eater!

Groot ate the baby elf this morning. Yep! That idiot pooch snatched one of the twins from Joshua's bed and took it to the Christmas tree. He ate the baby's neck collar and pulled off its elf cap. That's what we call a "Bah Humbug" dog! Twinkle probably flipped out. We think she might keep the twins at the North Pole from now on, away from out crazy, sock eating (and apparently elf eating) Jackapoo!